I got this from my mum. I can't say if any of these are true but they are pretty darn funny...
WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat diamond ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get terrific head.
> Second Date: You get even more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of your car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and the entire arab community finds out.
> Second Date: You are shot dead.
> No third date.
INDONESIAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You pick her up at her home, go out and buy her dinner, get to hold her hands.
> Second Date: You pick her up at her home, go out and buy her dinner, get to kiss her on the forehead.
> Third Date: You pick her up at her home, being asked to come in to meet her mother, her father, her big brother, her three younger sisters, her youngest brother, her aunts, her uncles, her cousins, her grandmother, her grandfather, who all start asking you about your educational background, your job, your family, your family's connections, your ways of practicing your religion, and your future plan involving traditional wedding ceremonies and marriages.
