What am I Getting Myself Into???

Okay...I'm not sure if this has any connection with the horoscope thingy from May 10 (see below) nor if it explains it. But here it goes: I have agreed to be one of the bachelorette for the auction on our mid-season party. Yes, me. Did not know what had gotten into me. I was...

• certainly not drunk because we just got done playing kickball
• not mentally or emotionally ill
• really, I wasn't drunk
• probably thinking that I was pretty cute and that somebody is actually going to bid
• ummm....did I mention I wasn't drunk???

Anyways, I am probably going to have a major nervous breakdown in a couple of days because nobody is going to bid, or if somebody actually bids, it's going to be like...ugh...two bucks??? Or what if the bid comes from some weird-ass loser guy? The date is so going to be terribly awful, and I'd have no icebreakers whatsoever when it gets awkward... or... or... AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *panic!!!*

Heeeelp...